I warned you!
Seriously.
Don’t!
OK. Suit yourself, you stubborn fucker.
I really have to stop jerking off.
It degrades my performance when a lady shows up unexpectedly and wants me to take care of business.
I warned you!
Seriously.
Don’t!
OK. Suit yourself, you stubborn fucker.
I really have to stop jerking off.
It degrades my performance when a lady shows up unexpectedly and wants me to take care of business.
That’s why God invented cunnilingus, ya dumb fuck. 😛 Eat her pussy to 2-3 orgasms and she won’t care how well your pecker performs!
Oh I do. She doesn’t leave unsatisfied, but she still takes it personally.
Oh. Well, good for you, then.
And yeah, stop jerking off. 😛
I figured why not. At the time, all indicators pointed towards a dry spell. I will be adjusting my behavior appropriately. 🙂