Monthly Archives: April 2015

The LG refrigerator that I purchased for the new house supposedly qualified for a $100 rebate through NECO alliance. Whoever the fuck they are. I don’t know who they are, but I can certainly tell you what they are. Idiots. … Continue reading →

But since he (via FaucetCompany, not him personally) gave me a $100 gift certificate voucher that I promptly redeemed for an amazon dot com credit, I’m more willing to tolerate him for a few days. I just wish he hadn’t … Continue reading →

There was a scheduled maintenance event on another machine at work from this past Wednesday through the weekend. Aside from bumping me from ten hours per day to twelve hours per day, it didn’t really affect me until Saturday night, … Continue reading →

No, not the answer to everything. Just the low point that the mercury hit last night, expressed in degrees Fahrenheit. It’s almost May. In central North Carolina. And I had to turn the heat back on. Fuck AlGore and his … Continue reading →

…doesn’t seem to have the card that I need. I’m looking for one that conveys the following sentiment: I’m very sorry to hear that you survived your stroke, you contentious old hag. Would you please fucking die already! Rumor has … Continue reading →

I received and installed the extra fine nib on my Lamy Safari fountain pen on Thursday. It’s like a completely different pen now. I don’t know if I got a really bad (comparatively speaking) fine nib with the pen, a … Continue reading →

In celebration of my fourth divorce, which, according to my lawyer, became final on Wednesday, I’m taking a look back. Nine years ago this month, I was fired from the best job I’ve ever had. That event was the catalyst … Continue reading →