What the actual fuck? When I got to work a few minutes ago, the guard on the gate gave me a piece of paper to bring down to the lobby for the captain. It’s a positive ChinkFlu test report. For him. Dated yesterday. Why is he here?
I mean, I’m not scared of it, I probably have it now, but if you’re sick enough to go get a test, you’re too sick to come to work regardless of what it is. I’m definitely not working the gate today. If I don’t already have it, I certainly don’t want it on top of whatever I have almost recovered from.
People are idiots.
Grumpy Bastard 
Those tests pop positive on *anything.* He may have had himself tested while not sick so he could get extra vacation under the current rules surrounding the WuFlu.
Doesn’t mean he’s *not* an idiot.
He called out sick yesterday and the security company we work for doesn’t offer paid time off for ChinkFlu. Simply put, he’s an idiot. Or broke enough to not give a fuck. Maybe both.