There are a couple new female temps at work that are nice to look at. Until you see their faces. Sure, they’re pretty. But they have metal stuck through their skin in various places.
I can imagine kissing these ladies. Skin is soft, warm, and inviting. I’m nibbling and sucking along, and everyone is having a good time. And the all of the sudden, I’m getting scratched by a cold chunk of metal stuck through a hole that shouldn’t be there. Whether it’s in the nose, the area between the lower lip and the chin, or wherever. I find it both generally unattractive and a huge turnoff. But what the fuck do I know about what’s attractive?
It’s kinda like wearing shoes to bed. Your 7″ stilettos might be sexy as hell (newsflash: they aren’t), but don’t bring them to bed. Cuddling and sexy time are about feeling good. Soft, squishy, and warm, all feel good. (Yes, I like thick women. Lots of soft and squishy.) Cold and sharp don’t.
I saw a video clip once. Didn’t realize that it was S&M until it was too late. Bitch was stepping on his stiffy with the heel of her shoe. Then she started grinding in one spot. Sudden arterial blood spray and dude’s screams ruined stilettos for me for the rest of my life. ~shudder~