As my forty-fourth rotation around the sun nears completion, I find myself in an interesting set of circumstances.
There is yet another divorce in my near future. A new home is imminent. A new living arrangement with parental duties is likely to happen before this time next year. And there is a good chance that I will be saying “I do” for the fifth time at some point before too long. I mean, she’s already said yes.
Grumpy Bastard 
Congratulations, my friend.
Thank you, good sir.
You certainly do take that “may you live in interesting times” maxim to heart, don’t you? Congrats!