They Are All Bitches Anyway

… probably because I am such an asshole.

I haven’t whined much about male/female romantic relationships lately. Please allow me to correct that deficiency.

I think that the biggest problem with women is that they are human. And we all know that humans suck. I like to think of women as kind, compassionate, loving creatures to be respected, protected, and provided for.

The unfortunate reality is that they tend to be selfish, mean, nasty, vicious, vindictive cretins – just like most men. As such, any attempt to put them on a pedestal is met with utter disappiontment. Which is probably a factor in why I have been married four times and engaged twice besides that.

It’s like reading a book or watching a screenplay. The people and events depicted therein tend to be how we would like for things to be, but are so far from reality as to be unrecognizable. Why did I have to read so much during my formative years?

Men suck. Women suck. Relationships suck. Life sucks, more often than not. Romance and love are ficticious constructs dreamed up by poets, authors, or other similarly weak-minded individuals. Yet most of us crave the unobtainable, probably because of something hard-wired in our DNA. Biology sucks!

I encounter many distaff humanoids when I am unsuccessful at avoiding the outside world. A few are even age and race appropriate. Some fraction are presumably unattached and heterosexual. I observe and occasionally interact with a few, even if they possess none of the aforementioned characteristics. I often feel at least a small attraction. They frequently seem nice and pleasant. It doesn’t usually take very long for my brain to bitch-slap me back to reality, though.

Those feelings are the product of biological urges, aversion to being completely alone, and wildly unrealistic expectations created by literature consumed as far back as early childhood. Acting on such feelings do nothing but cause pain. Lots of pain, in many different flavors. Don’t even think about it.

And with that, I’m back.

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9 Responses to They Are All Bitches Anyway

  1. You already know how I feel about all this. Though I feel the need to say again how very much I agree with you. Particularly with your assessment of women’s general behavior. Women are indeed catty, ignorant, judgmental, hateful creatures. Yes people in general suck. But the experiences I have had in dealing with other women in my life, it sometimes makes me ashamed to be a woman when so many women are so incredibly awful. I have my faults (and plenty of them) and I am far from perfect, but I do try hard not to be a “typical woman”. Based on what I have seen, a “typical woman” is not at all the kind of woman I want to be.

  2. I detest most other women, and can’t understand the whys behind the ways they act, or why most of them like what they do. About the only way I’m like a typical woman is that my logical capabilities are ruled by my hormonal cycles (and I hate that about myself).

    • alaskan454 says:

      I like women. At least the fantasy picture of them that I have in my mind. I think you are one of the exceptions, both when it comes to women, and people in general. I have to believe that there are at least a few out there who are not despicable assholes like me, and most that I meet.

  3. Jin Chiang says:

    You may scoff when I say you are lucky, but here’s why.

    You’re not relegated to living in Suicide Slum because that’s all you can afford after alimony and child support. Marriage used to be a milestone in life, but has deteriorated into something for men to avoid. There’s even a 2014 film, Divorce Corp, showing the atrocities of family court.

    Second, you’ve actually dated. Girls are apparently chasing the bad boys to the exclusion of all others. Now, some young men give up after years of trying to no avail.

    Finally, you don’t have an expiration date. Women hit the wall as they get old. You age like fine wine.

    • alaskan454 says:

      Interesting perspective, and I am in no position to argue or even disagree. Certainly no scoffing. Thanks for your comment, and for pointing out a different way of looking at the subject. I am truly sorry if any of what you said came from first hand experience.

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