Where the fuck do these idiots come up with this shit?
For my safety and yours, please do not put your hands in your pockets.
For my safety, asswipe?
If you are going to shoot me if I put my hands in my pockets, then fucking say so. Don’t make it sound like I might stick myself with an infected needle I didn’t know was there.
And certainly don’t try to blow smoke up my ass and make me believe that your order is just as much for my benefit as it is yours, Anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature knows that is bullshit.
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