Today before work I went to my local BigBoxRetailer and watched Dear Niece blow my hard-earned money bought some groceries. Near the register I got suckered by an impulse buy item. Oberto bacon jerky.
It is not jerky. It is properly cooked and well drained bacon. The real shit. It is expensive, but not much more than other pre-cooked bacon, like what Oscar Mayer makes. And it tastes better.
I don’t plan to buy more any time soon, though. I can’t afford to. I could easily eat a hundred dollars worth of the stuff in less than a day. Don’t believe me? Buy it, and I will prove it.
Grumpy Bastard 