Damn Thieving Bastards!

Some time between 1600 Sunday and 1000 Monday, some low life piece of dog shit decided to reappropriate the five gallons of kerosene that I had sitting outside the back door.  The fucking bastard better not let me catch him coming back for anything else.

The cop who took the police report (yes, I filed a report for thirty bucks worth of lost property, in case it becomes a pattern and I have to beat the shit out of someone at a later date for similar behavior) warned me that in that neighborhood, anything that wasn’t nailed down would probably disappear.

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2 Responses to Damn Thieving Bastards!

  1. Larry says:

    Shame that frag grenades are illegal. Pull the pin on one, set the can down on top of it to hold the spoon, this problem solves itself…

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