Dating Report Week Thirteen

I didn’t send any e-mails this week.  The last lady I e-mailed two and a half weeks ago activated her membership this past week, then read and answered my e-mail.  She doesn’t date married men. Whoever said honesty is the best policy was full of shit.

In related news, I have located a semi-local agency that is more than willing to rent me my choice of their models, for the low, low price of $200 for thirty minutes, and for an additional $60-100 (depending on the “model”) I can keep her for a whole hour.  Yeah, I’ll sign right up for that bargain.  Not.

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3 Responses to Dating Report Week Thirteen

  1. lpcard says:

    Love you long time, no shit Joe..

  2. Garand Gal says:

    you could luck out and get a gift that keeps on giving….What about a mail order bride?

    • alaskan454 says:

      Tried the “mail order bride” thing twice. Roomie, and then her sister. Roomie worked for a while, (soon to be ex-)Wifey obviously didn’t. Uncle Sugar gets suspicious after a couple of those, and tends to take your money and still say no.

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