I didn’t send any e-mails this week. The last lady I e-mailed two and a half weeks ago activated her membership this past week, then read and answered my e-mail. She doesn’t date married men. Whoever said honesty is the best policy was full of shit.
In related news, I have located a semi-local agency that is more than willing to rent me my choice of their models, for the low, low price of $200 for thirty minutes, and for an additional $60-100 (depending on the “model”) I can keep her for a whole hour. Yeah, I’ll sign right up for that bargain. Not.
Grumpy Bastard 
Love you long time, no shit Joe..
you could luck out and get a gift that keeps on giving….What about a mail order bride?
Tried the “mail order bride” thing twice. Roomie, and then her sister. Roomie worked for a while, (soon to be ex-)Wifey obviously didn’t. Uncle Sugar gets suspicious after a couple of those, and tends to take your money and still say no.