That’s a Kick in the Fucking Nuts

Two weeks ago, I got up the courage to ask a lady to lunch.  She politely declined, for reasons I understood perfectly.

Earlier today, I went to Craigslist (pathetic, yes, I know), just to see if any recent posts looked like they were real, instead of the typical bot created ads created to mine for e-mail addresses to spam later.  I found one, created yesterday, that gave the indication of legitimacy.  Honestly, it also sounded quite appealing.

I sent her an e-mail.  A couple hours later, the ad disappeared.  I figure she got tired of all the bots spamming her.  That happens a lot.  Ask me how I know.

She probably deleted all the e-mails that she got in response to the ad, assuming that they were all from bots or perverts.

Including mine.

That, or my best effort at sounding interesting and appealing was anything but.

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